A Lazy Engineer’s Blog

Will look total stupidity but .. i will write some i remember. The change is our reaction to the vivas will be noticeable.

FIRST SEMESTER:

ITC ( introduction to computers)
Starting with the first semester we were same lil college guys affraid of vivas.. and the same look on face that we don’t know anything. I remember Introducion to Computer viva was awesome, comps main cheeeta jo tha aap ka bhai :p

Physics:
Aray first semester ka physics viva to main bhool hi nahi sakta, wasa wo main previous blog main likh chuka ho khair in short us din halat kharab thi. Adeel nay viva lia to lainay k baad boolta hai k ” aik shaks wo hota hia jo apnay pair pe kulhara khud marta hai… ab tum khud samajh lo ..” ahahhaaha me begairat .. muskurata raha us k samnay hehee.

BEE (bilal sahab, a very nice teacher):
The Basic electrical engineering viva was sort of joke for raheel sahab as well. Circuits main us wakt cheeetay thay aap.

SECOND SEMESTER:

CPPS (computer programing and problem solving)
Second semester main CPPS ka viva to bohat mast tha. Taha haroon sath thay meray project main. We did the project together and then prep togther as well. Viva main muzzi poocha k kahan say churaya hia.. ya i admit we copied it from the net but i did some changes as well. and that i told muzzi as well. he was glad that i told him the truth and said we did goood. My viva was ok but he caught Taha & Haroon on some questions and pointing to me he said “abhi bahar baith k tum nay inhay nahi bataya tha kia hai” and i was like damn it! salo mooo kala kara dia mera… bataya tu tha. … h ahahha.. khair tafree aeee.

Electronics I:
Second semester main hi electronics ka viva bhi tite hoa tha, jo k madam amber nay lia tha. Haroon, main taha, waqqas. midterm k paperm ain correct khud hum say kara k viva hoa tha.. kar di to fit, no mil ga’ay naee kiay to get your ass outa here. Mazay ka scene to haroon k sath hoa tha, us nay answer sheet pe Amber likhnay k baad koi aur nam likh dia tha. Aur she was like you dont’ even know what is the name of your reacher. ahahha.a… fuck .. us din jitni hasi aee nahi bata sakta… bohat tite scene tha, haroon sharminda..aur main waqqas tu pagal. bahar akay jo mazak banaya hai woo main bata nahi sakta..ahaha.a..a

THIRD SEMESTER:

Electical Machines:
Third semester ka Electrical machines ka viva bhi bohat mast tha. Phat rahi thi as usual. reached there… jub sub farig ho ga’ay tu phir main aur waqqas pohnchay sir k pass, in fact unho nay khud bulaya hamian… when we were seated in front of him, i was a bit cool but still had a lil nervous. But this all went in air when he said to us ” ab tum logon say kia poocho, khair chalo ya bataooo…” very easy questions,,, and there we got real good marks for free in the sessionals.
(our class was always jealous with this usual setting thing of ours ..ahhahaha)

CAED(computer aided engineering drawing) :
ahahha..hahaha.. has lo pehlay… hassan imam bhai zinda baad. setting ho hi gaee ti. wabastagi hogaee thi hamari bhi tehreek say…. bus, hamara no aya. hum ga’ay direct hassan imam bhai k pass viva k liay.. Sawal suniay kia poocha gia “AutoCAD main line kaisay draw kartay hain” …ahahaha ” AutoCAD main circle kaisay draw kartay hain ” ..ahahan thats alll. bagged 38/40 i think. hahahah

Digital Electronics:
Hasan bhai again zinda baad. … wasa parhnay wala bacha tha us wakt bhi main.. par you know the viva say to hawa khisak hi jati thi..ahehehhe…. par main nay project khud say bana lia tha.. viva unho nay hi liay…aur ye ja wo ja…. kia hoa hoga batanay ki zarooort nahi .

FORTH SEMESTER:

Maths:
Fourth semester main i think zulfi ka viva bhi tite hoa tha.. i knew k main duffer hon maths main aur wo bhi calculus.. dhaba, lamda, differentials, integrals and all those fucks. champ k assignment banaya tha.. unnay poocha aur kuch nahi aya…ahhaha…… again begairat.

LDST (logic desgin and switching theory):
Larik saahab himself admitted that LDST is not his subject.. so we did ayashi most of the time. Setting thi hi tite wali viva to yad bhi nahi k kaisa hoa… kion k jo us din meray aur waqqas k sath hoa main biyan nahi kar sakta.. ….. wo hamain 38 no diay aur poochay “theek hain , kafi hain , kaho to barha do aur ” ab hum sharma ga’ay ya hi bohat lagay hamain hum nay kaha k nahi sir thanks a lot kafi hai. wo to jub final list lagi to hamain khud pe gussa aya k us din begairat ban k puray k puray 40 kion nahi bolay kion k class k kafi londo k 40 thay :s. (hawaas ka katooora bhara hai kia kabhi kisi kay? :p mufta bhi ho to pora hi ho na :p)

SIXTH SEMESTER:

VLSI (very large scale integration – bus nam hi pata tha ..nil bata nil):
teacher Kashif sahab urf bablu …aik bar phir tite wali setting. Dosra jo banda tah lab main hero us say settting nahi thi. viva ka din aya, lab performance bhi thi. pohanc ga’ay hum. par khali hath nahi, usb main wo saeri labs ka solution dal k jo labs main karee gaee thi. bus lab start hoe, usb dali aur aisay taisay kar k wo output type ki cheez dikha di screen pey. hero bola k sahi nahi hai… he wasn’t looking at the codin, the output waveform was enough to tell him that the coding is perfect. viva ki bari aee bublu nay laina tha. main aur waqqas jaldi sa us k pass pohnchay, us nay phattay hoay ankho say isharay say kaha k bus jaoo, aur lab file rakhnay ko kaha, 35 ya 37 aaaa hi ga’ay thay. ahahha

AUR AB LATEST LEEJIAY- EIGHT SEMESTER:

Industrial Automation:
(is subject ka nam tak nahi pata tha mujay, abhi website say course outline say diakha hia, i call this just plc)
Amir sahab hamaray teacher, viva ka din, lab manual complete to door ki baat khareeda tak nahi gia abhi. Lab main akay kisi ka lay k complete kar rahay hain main waqqas aur jawad. Sir ka moood kharab sa hai, Chup chup hain. Lagraha hai we are going to be screwed either way. Kuch dair main unho nay waqqas k sath tie pa tafreeh karna shooro ki. Yad rahay k kuch parhay bagair pohnchay thay hum, esp main aur jawad, kuch tha hi nah parhtay kia .ahhahaha..

Hamari baari aee, lab files main 8 main say mushkil say 2 hi labs chap sakay thay, wohi ulat pulat k sir ko dikha ka token bana dia. Phir sir nay hamain token banana shuru kia. aik aik say sawal, ab bhai in sawal k jawab hamain thoori na atay thay :p
meri bari bhi aee, mujj say kahak plc pe baatoo k kitnay outputs hain, do semester main kabhi plc ko chooona to door ki baat nazdeek say bhi nahi daikha tha. mujhay kia pata kahan outputs hotay hain aur kahan inputs. mujhay upar do db9 connector lagay nazar aee main nay kaha 2 hain, jub k agar upar count karta to pata chal jata k 16 hotay hain :s par itni akal bhi nahi thi hum main.
sir nay kaha yar read kar k bhi nahi bata saktay, aisa karo k 4th floor say chalang laga do. Is pe main nay hastay hoay un say begairti say kaha k sir 4th kuch ziada ho jaee gi 1st kar leejay. sir nay kaha is liay k zinda bach jaoo? i said ya. he said ok. and then we were out. laughing, aik dosray ko talian martay hoaay jaisay koi pahar fata kar lia ho aur ab jaashn manaya ja raha h
ai.

ACS (advance communication systems – aaj ka taza tareen):
Farrukh saahab, koi setting nahi,, phir bhi chalay ga’ay. baithay un k samnayy aur unho nay pehla sawal hi mujh say kia k multi setting kia hoti hai ( i think kuch isi kisam ka sawal tha) jis ka main nay wohi aik behoda jawab dia jis pe waqqas meeri bohat laita hia k kar di na bakwas ya kia jawab tha, ya tu mujay bhi patahia. KHAIR back where i was, i answered, k wo jo multiple setting kar saktay hain,, i hadn’t stopped and the question was passed by sir to naeem.
aik do aur pocho jin ka jawab bhi na tha, aur us k baad sunay ko ya mila k jaoo uth jao sub, jaldi say chalay jaoo idhar say aur koi na poochay k viva kaisa hoa hai.
hum muskuratay hoay nikal diay phir say bahar is bar humn ay jjo udham machaya hai bahar ja k bata nahi saktay, tali pe tali kabi is say tali kabhi us ssay tali has has k bura hal ho gia. jashan dubara manaya ja raha tha ab. jashan main we went out to have cholay puri, had doodhpati, shoooted ourselves at the khan bhai ka hotel and then returned for some fun in uni.

Is k ilawa jin jin subject ka zikar nahi kia main nay samjha jaeeay k bara bura hal hoa hoga……. aur hum kaee main nil bata nil hi rahay. :S